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8 Heartbreaking Pictures That Will Make You Appreciate Life

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Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. He taught me a code. To survive. You're a killer. I catch killers. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. Road Kill God created pudding, and then he rested. You all right, Dexter? I think he's got a crush on you, Dex! I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. This man is a knight in shining armor. This man is a knight in shining armor. God created pudding, and then he rested. The Lion Sleeps Tonight Cops, another community I'm not part of. This man is a knight in shining armor. This man is a knight in shining armor. First Blood I'm really more an apartment person. This man is a knight in shining armor. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. You all right, Dexter? I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I am not a kille...

What This Man Did For The Woman He Loves Makes Everyone Else Look Bad.

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What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Michael! Marry me. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Afternoon delight Steve Holt! Across from where? Really? Did nothing cancel? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. I'm a monster. That's why you always leave a note! That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Ready, Aim, Marry Me Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Marry me. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Pier Pressure I've opened a door here that I regret. We just call it a sausa...