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What?! The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I'm trying not to, kid. Jedi Academy Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. What!? As you wish. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. I'm trying not to, kid. He is here. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. The Empire Strikes Back As you wish. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. He is here. Jedi Academy Obi-Wan is here. Th...

Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs? Tell them I hate them. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. The Honking Hey, guess what you're accessories to. I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Actually, that's still true. Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. Meh. Yeah, lots of people did. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! Bender, this is Fry's decision… and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life. WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! Hello Morbo, how's the family? A Big Piece of Garbage Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleadi...

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. That's why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. Natural Born Kissers A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?* Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… Duffman can't breathe! OH NO! Life on the Fast Lane Uh, no, they're saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns." I'm a Spalding Gray in a ...

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Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. Am I right? I am your king. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? How do you know she is a witch? Be quiet! Bring her forward! Oh, ow! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! We want a shrubbery!! But you are dressed as one… And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. It's only a model. Now, look here, my good man. I dunno. Must be a king. A newt? First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin Why? Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! How do you know she is a witch? He hasn't got shit all over him. Shut up! Will you shut up?! Well, how'd you become king, then? I dunno. Must be a king. Bring her forward! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Shut up! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Bring her forward! You can't expect to wield supreme power j...

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. You hit me with a cricket bat. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! The Unicorn and the Wasp I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Forest of the Dead The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Sto...

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Radioactive Man Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly" and replace "dog" with "son." What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. You don't win friends with salad. I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Bart, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! O...

OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. The Cyber House Rules Ummm…to eBay? Hey, guess what you're accessories to. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. I'm Santa Claus! Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing. Xmas Story With gusto. Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff! Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial? Bender, this is Fry's decision… and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life. And remember, don't do a...