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Here Are The 25 Best Photobombs Ever Caught On Camera

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There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Army had half a day. That's why you always leave a note! Exit Strategy There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Marry me. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. I care deeply for nature. Amigos No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I've opened a door here that I regret. I care deeply for nature. Pier Pressure Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Across from where? Well, what do you expect, mother? No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. That's...

11 Reasons Why You Should Start Losing Weight Right Now. Like, RightNow.

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Keep your mind limber. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. This man is a knight in shining armor. Keep your mind limber. You all right, Dexter? Born Free Watching ice melt. This is fun. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. He taught me a code. To survive. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. Take It! I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Like a sloth. I can do that. Cops, another community I'm not part of. I'm really more an apartment person. Father Knows Best You all right, Dexter? You all right, Dexter? He taught me a code. To survive. I'm rea...

18 Animals With Ridiculously Misleading Names. Where Did They Come UpWith These?

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Well, how'd you become king, then? Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! I dunno. Must be a king. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! What… is your quest? Burn her anyway! Now, look here, my good man. What do you mean? Camelot! Burn her! We want a shrubbery!! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! I'm not dead! Why? Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! We want a shrubbery!! Bridgekeeper Burn her! On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. I'm not a witch. On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Where'd you get the coconuts? And the hat. She's a witch! On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! How do you know she is a witch? What… is your quest? …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a sill...

These Mysterious Photos Of Twins Are Oddly Haunting. They'll Stay InYour Memory.

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But with the blast shield down, I can't even see! How am I supposed to fight? Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. The Rebel Force I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Ye-ha! The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. I suggest you try it ...

21 Important Life Lessons You Can Learn From Sheeps! We mean it!

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Here Are Some Cats Who Prove Why They Aren't Considered Man's BestFriend.

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Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? Vincent and the Doctor *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You've swallowed a planet! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good ...

These 20 Redesigned Movie Posters Are Even Cooler Than The Movies...WOW.

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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Radioactive Man Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly" and replace "dog" with "son." What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. You don't win friends with salad. I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Bart, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! O...

What This Man Did For The Woman He Loves Makes Everyone Else Look Bad.

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What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Michael! Marry me. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Afternoon delight Steve Holt! Across from where? Really? Did nothing cancel? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. I'm a monster. That's why you always leave a note! That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Ready, Aim, Marry Me Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Marry me. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Pier Pressure I've opened a door here that I regret. We just call it a sausa...