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Well, how'd you become king, then? Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! I dunno. Must be a king. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!

What… is your quest?


Burn her anyway! Now, look here, my good man. What do you mean?

  • Camelot!

  • Burn her!

  • We want a shrubbery!!

  • Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!

I'm not dead!


Why? Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! We want a shrubbery!!

Bridgekeeper


Burn her! On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. I'm not a witch.

  1. On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place.

  2. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!

Help, help, I'm being repressed!

Where'd you get the coconuts? And the hat. She's a witch! On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! How do you know she is a witch?
What… is your quest?

…Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Burn her anyway!

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