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What?! The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I'm trying not to, kid.

Jedi Academy


Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. What!? As you wish. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going.

  • I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan--

  • Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.

  • I'm trying not to, kid.

  • He is here.

  • Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.

The Empire Strikes Back


As you wish. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. He is here.

Jedi Academy


Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Don't underestimate the Force. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide.

  1. Dantooine. They're on Dantooine.

  2. What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide.

  3. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.

The Phantom Menace

I can't get involved! I've got work to do! It's not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now. It's such a long way from here. Don't underestimate the Force. Don't underestimate the Force.
Attack of the Clones

Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. As you wish. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him.

Comments

  1. Lloyd BuddMarch 26, 2014 at 12:08 AM

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  2. Alex ShielsMarch 26, 2014 at 12:10 AM

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  3. Joseph ScottMarch 26, 2014 at 12:12 AM

    Sections 1.10.32 and 1.10.33 from "de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum" by Cicero are also reproduced in their exact original form, accompanied by English versions from the 1914 translation by H. Rackham.

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  4. SurajMarch 26, 2014 at 1:27 AM

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  5. SeanJanuary 1, 2016 at 6:23 AM

    Sections 1.10.32 and 1.10.33 from “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum” by Cicero are also reproduced in their exact original form, accompanied by English versions from the 1914 translation by H. Rackham.

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