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It's only a model. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. He hasn't got shit all over him. Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

What… is your quest?


The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Look, my liege! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

  • The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!

  • Shut up! Will you shut up?!

  • Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin


Shut up! Will you shut up?! Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Shut up! Will you shut up?! Well, I didn't vote for you. It's only a model. I have to push the pram a lot.

Blue. No, yel…


Where'd you get the coconuts? And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. What a strange person. Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. You don't vote for kings.

  1. Who's that then?

  2. And this isn't my nose. This is a false one.

  3. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

  4. Be quiet!

  5. We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us.

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin

Well, I didn't vote for you. Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! Who's that then? I'm not a witch. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!
Help, help, I'm being repressed!

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Well, she turned me into a newt. A newt? No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place.

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