Kids Were Abusing This Poor Dog With Sticks. They Had No Idea What WasAbout To Happen… OMG


You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. You hit me with a cricket bat. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

The Unicorn and the Wasp


I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!

  • Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

  • It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

Forest of the Dead


The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?

Midnight


*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You hit me with a cricket bat. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

  1. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!

  2. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?

  3. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?

  4. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

The Impossible Astronaut

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
Journey's End

I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. You've swallowed a planet! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!

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