This Flock Of Sheep Is Very Real, Even Though It Looks Like A Hallucination.





Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. And this isn't my nose. This is a false one.

Am I right?


I am your king. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? How do you know she is a witch?

  • Be quiet!

  • Bring her forward!

  • Oh, ow!

  • Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!

We want a shrubbery!!


But you are dressed as one… And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. It's only a model. Now, look here, my good man. I dunno. Must be a king. A newt?

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin


Why? Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! How do you know she is a witch? He hasn't got shit all over him. Shut up! Will you shut up?! Well, how'd you become king, then?

  1. I dunno. Must be a king.

  2. Bring her forward!

Help, help, I'm being repressed!

Shut up! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Bring her forward! You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
What… is your quest?

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! What do you mean? Burn her! Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! What a strange person. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.

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