This Photographer And Her Bunny Have Epic Photo Shoots. It's Just TooCute.


Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Really? Did nothing cancel? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor.

Mr. F


He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Marry me.

  • I've opened a door here that I regret.

  • That's why you always leave a note!

  • He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish.

  • He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish.

Pier Pressure


I've opened a door here that I regret. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Steve Holt! First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians.

Afternoon delight


Across from where? What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun.

  1. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer.

  2. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

  3. Across from where?

Exit Strategy

I'm a monster. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. Michael! No… but I'd like to be asked! I care deeply for nature.
Good Grief!

It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. Michael! There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun.

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