What This Man Did For The Woman He Loves Makes Everyone Else Look Bad.


What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Michael! Marry me. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

Afternoon delight


Steve Holt! Across from where? Really? Did nothing cancel? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. I'm a monster. That's why you always leave a note!

  • That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.'

  • I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

Ready, Aim, Marry Me


Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Marry me. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

Pier Pressure


I've opened a door here that I regret. We just call it a sausage. I care deeply for nature. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?"

  1. Marry me.

  2. Really? Did nothing cancel?

  3. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun.

  4. Across from where?

  5. We just call it a sausage.

Pier Pressure

Whoa, this guy's straight? There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun.
Good Grief!

Guy's a pro. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer.

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