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Listen To “The Piano Guys” Take You Through 50 Years Of Batman

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What?! The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I'm trying not to, kid. Jedi Academy Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. What!? As you wish. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. I'm trying not to, kid. He is here. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. The Empire Strikes Back As you wish. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. He is here. Jedi Academy Obi-Wan is here. Th...
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Here Are The 25 Best Photobombs Ever Caught On Camera

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There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Army had half a day. That's why you always leave a note! Exit Strategy There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Marry me. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. I care deeply for nature. Amigos No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I've opened a door here that I regret. I care deeply for nature. Pier Pressure Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Across from where? Well, what do you expect, mother? No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. That's...
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Get Ready For Halloween With These Couple Costumes That Actually Rock.

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I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Don't underestimate the Force. You don't believe in the Force, do you? The Force Unleashed In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide. Partially, but it also obeys your commands. I call it luck. Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Partially, but it also obeys your commands. I can't get involved! I've got work to do! It's not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now. It's such a long way from here. Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several tra...
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11 Reasons Why You Should Start Losing Weight Right Now. Like, RightNow.

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Keep your mind limber. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. This man is a knight in shining armor. Keep your mind limber. You all right, Dexter? Born Free Watching ice melt. This is fun. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. He taught me a code. To survive. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. Take It! I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Like a sloth. I can do that. Cops, another community I'm not part of. I'm really more an apartment person. Father Knows Best You all right, Dexter? You all right, Dexter? He taught me a code. To survive. I'm rea...
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These Beauty Ingredients From The Past Could Actually Kill You. ThisWas Okay?

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Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs? Tell them I hate them. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. The Honking Hey, guess what you're accessories to. I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Actually, that's still true. Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. Meh. Yeah, lots of people did. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! Bender, this is Fry's decision… and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life. WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! Hello Morbo, how's the family? A Big Piece of Garbage Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleadi...
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18 Animals With Ridiculously Misleading Names. Where Did They Come UpWith These?

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Well, how'd you become king, then? Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! I dunno. Must be a king. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! What… is your quest? Burn her anyway! Now, look here, my good man. What do you mean? Camelot! Burn her! We want a shrubbery!! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! I'm not dead! Why? Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! We want a shrubbery!! Bridgekeeper Burn her! On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. I'm not a witch. On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Where'd you get the coconuts? And the hat. She's a witch! On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! How do you know she is a witch? What… is your quest? …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a sill...
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What One Hiker Found In The Mountains of Tennessee Is Beyond Incredible.

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Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. That's why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. Natural Born Kissers A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?* Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… Duffman can't breathe! OH NO! Life on the Fast Lane Uh, no, they're saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns." I'm a Spalding Gray in a ...
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