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27 Truly Terrifying Tattoos That Will Haunt

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This Flock Of Sheep Is Very Real, Even Though It Looks Like A Hallucination.

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Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. Am I right? I am your king. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? How do you know she is a witch? Be quiet! Bring her forward! Oh, ow! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! We want a shrubbery!! But you are dressed as one… And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. It's only a model. Now, look here, my good man. I dunno. Must be a king. A newt? First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin Why? Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! How do you know she is a witch? He hasn't got shit all over him. Shut up! Will you shut up?! Well, how'd you become king, then? I dunno. Must be a king. Bring her forward! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Shut up! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Bring her forward! You can't expect to wield supreme power j...

Kids Were Abusing This Poor Dog With Sticks. They Had No Idea What WasAbout To Happen… OMG

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You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. You hit me with a cricket bat. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! The Unicorn and the Wasp I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Forest of the Dead The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Sto...

21 Important Life Lessons You Can Learn From Sheeps! We mean it!

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These Incredible Portraits Weren't Captured With A Camera, But With APencil.

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It's only a model. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. He hasn't got shit all over him. Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. What… is your quest? The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Look, my liege! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Shut up! Will you shut up?! Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin Shut up! Will you shut up?! Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome...

Here Are Some Cats Who Prove Why They Aren't Considered Man's BestFriend.

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Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? Vincent and the Doctor *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You've swallowed a planet! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good ...

This Photographer And Her Bunny Have Epic Photo Shoots. It's Just TooCute.

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Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Really? Did nothing cancel? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Mr. F He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Marry me. I've opened a door here that I regret. That's why you always leave a note! He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Pier Pressure I've opened a door here that I regret. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Steve Holt! First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Af...

These 20 Redesigned Movie Posters Are Even Cooler Than The Movies...WOW.

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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Radioactive Man Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly" and replace "dog" with "son." What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. You don't win friends with salad. I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Bart, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! O...

What This Man Is Caught Doing Looks Absolutely Horrifying At First. ButCheck This Out… Unreal

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Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. I'm partial to air conditioning. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. Makes me a … scientist. Finding Freebo I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo. This man is a knight in shining armor. You all right, Dexter? Tell him time is of the essence. I'm really more an apartment person. Road Kill I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. An Incon...

This Culture Mourns Their Lost Loved Ones With A Unique Burial Process.

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OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. The Cyber House Rules Ummm…to eBay? Hey, guess what you're accessories to. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. I'm Santa Claus! Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing. Xmas Story With gusto. Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff! Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial? Bender, this is Fry's decision… and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life. And remember, don't do a...