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Listen To “The Piano Guys” Take You Through 50 Years Of Batman

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What?! The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I'm trying not to, kid. Jedi Academy Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. What!? As you wish. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. I'm trying not to, kid. He is here. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. The Empire Strikes Back As you wish. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. He is here. Jedi Academy Obi-Wan is here. Th...

Here Are The 25 Best Photobombs Ever Caught On Camera

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There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Army had half a day. That's why you always leave a note! Exit Strategy There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Marry me. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. I care deeply for nature. Amigos No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I've opened a door here that I regret. I care deeply for nature. Pier Pressure Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Across from where? Well, what do you expect, mother? No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. That's...

Get Ready For Halloween With These Couple Costumes That Actually Rock.

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I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Don't underestimate the Force. You don't believe in the Force, do you? The Force Unleashed In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide. Partially, but it also obeys your commands. I call it luck. Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Partially, but it also obeys your commands. I can't get involved! I've got work to do! It's not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now. It's such a long way from here. Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several tra...

11 Reasons Why You Should Start Losing Weight Right Now. Like, RightNow.

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Keep your mind limber. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. This man is a knight in shining armor. Keep your mind limber. You all right, Dexter? Born Free Watching ice melt. This is fun. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. He taught me a code. To survive. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. Take It! I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Like a sloth. I can do that. Cops, another community I'm not part of. I'm really more an apartment person. Father Knows Best You all right, Dexter? You all right, Dexter? He taught me a code. To survive. I'm rea...

These Beauty Ingredients From The Past Could Actually Kill You. ThisWas Okay?

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Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs? Tell them I hate them. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. The Honking Hey, guess what you're accessories to. I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Actually, that's still true. Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. Meh. Yeah, lots of people did. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! Bender, this is Fry's decision… and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life. WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! Hello Morbo, how's the family? A Big Piece of Garbage Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleadi...

18 Animals With Ridiculously Misleading Names. Where Did They Come UpWith These?

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Well, how'd you become king, then? Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! I dunno. Must be a king. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! What… is your quest? Burn her anyway! Now, look here, my good man. What do you mean? Camelot! Burn her! We want a shrubbery!! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! I'm not dead! Why? Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! We want a shrubbery!! Bridgekeeper Burn her! On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. I'm not a witch. On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Where'd you get the coconuts? And the hat. She's a witch! On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! How do you know she is a witch? What… is your quest? …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a sill...

What One Hiker Found In The Mountains of Tennessee Is Beyond Incredible.

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Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. That's why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. Natural Born Kissers A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?* Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… Duffman can't breathe! OH NO! Life on the Fast Lane Uh, no, they're saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns." I'm a Spalding Gray in a ...

This Is The Damage A Presidential Term Or Two Can Do. Look At ThoseWrinkles!

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Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Army of Ghosts You've swallowed a planet! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Saving the world with meals on wheels. You've swallowed a planet! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. Vincent and the Doctor I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain'...

The Ghosts of Chernobyl Live In This Creepy Amusement Park. Can I Go??

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Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love you, buddy! The Deep South Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. Say it in Russian! You lived before you met me?! Ooh, name it after me! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Why would a robot need to drink? Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. I Second That Emotion It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? It must be wonderful. You...

These Pixelated Portraits Are Created Using Something Unexpected, ButGenius.

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A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people. Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people. Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours. The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show D'oh. What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he's holding a gun. Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three "Highlander" movies. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he's holding a gun. Natural Born Kissers They ...

These Mysterious Photos Of Twins Are Oddly Haunting. They'll Stay InYour Memory.

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But with the blast shield down, I can't even see! How am I supposed to fight? Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. The Rebel Force I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Ye-ha! The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. I suggest you try it ...

You Won't Believe How Your Workspace Has Changed Over The Years... Wow.

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27 Truly Terrifying Tattoos That Will Haunt

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This Flock Of Sheep Is Very Real, Even Though It Looks Like A Hallucination.

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Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. Am I right? I am your king. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? How do you know she is a witch? Be quiet! Bring her forward! Oh, ow! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! We want a shrubbery!! But you are dressed as one… And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. It's only a model. Now, look here, my good man. I dunno. Must be a king. A newt? First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin Why? Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! How do you know she is a witch? He hasn't got shit all over him. Shut up! Will you shut up?! Well, how'd you become king, then? I dunno. Must be a king. Bring her forward! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Shut up! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Bring her forward! You can't expect to wield supreme power j...

Kids Were Abusing This Poor Dog With Sticks. They Had No Idea What WasAbout To Happen… OMG

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You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. You hit me with a cricket bat. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! The Unicorn and the Wasp I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Forest of the Dead The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Sto...

21 Important Life Lessons You Can Learn From Sheeps! We mean it!

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These Incredible Portraits Weren't Captured With A Camera, But With APencil.

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It's only a model. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. He hasn't got shit all over him. Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. What… is your quest? The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Look, my liege! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Shut up! Will you shut up?! Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin Shut up! Will you shut up?! Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome...

Here Are Some Cats Who Prove Why They Aren't Considered Man's BestFriend.

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Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? Vincent and the Doctor *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You've swallowed a planet! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good ...

This Photographer And Her Bunny Have Epic Photo Shoots. It's Just TooCute.

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Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Really? Did nothing cancel? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Mr. F He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Marry me. I've opened a door here that I regret. That's why you always leave a note! He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Pier Pressure I've opened a door here that I regret. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Steve Holt! First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Af...

These 20 Redesigned Movie Posters Are Even Cooler Than The Movies...WOW.

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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Radioactive Man Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly" and replace "dog" with "son." What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. You don't win friends with salad. I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Bart, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! O...

What This Man Is Caught Doing Looks Absolutely Horrifying At First. ButCheck This Out… Unreal

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Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. I'm partial to air conditioning. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. Makes me a … scientist. Finding Freebo I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo. This man is a knight in shining armor. You all right, Dexter? Tell him time is of the essence. I'm really more an apartment person. Road Kill I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. An Incon...

This Culture Mourns Their Lost Loved Ones With A Unique Burial Process.

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OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. The Cyber House Rules Ummm…to eBay? Hey, guess what you're accessories to. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. I'm Santa Claus! Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing. Xmas Story With gusto. Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff! Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial? Bender, this is Fry's decision… and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life. And remember, don't do a...

8 Heartbreaking Pictures That Will Make You Appreciate Life

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Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. He taught me a code. To survive. You're a killer. I catch killers. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. Road Kill God created pudding, and then he rested. You all right, Dexter? I think he's got a crush on you, Dex! I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. This man is a knight in shining armor. This man is a knight in shining armor. God created pudding, and then he rested. The Lion Sleeps Tonight Cops, another community I'm not part of. This man is a knight in shining armor. This man is a knight in shining armor. First Blood I'm really more an apartment person. This man is a knight in shining armor. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. You all right, Dexter? I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I am not a kille...

What This Man Did For The Woman He Loves Makes Everyone Else Look Bad.

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What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Michael! Marry me. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Afternoon delight Steve Holt! Across from where? Really? Did nothing cancel? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. I'm a monster. That's why you always leave a note! That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Ready, Aim, Marry Me Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Marry me. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Pier Pressure I've opened a door here that I regret. We just call it a sausa...